January 4th, 2019. 10:10 AM. Petty Theft. 19 Year Old White Male, 5”3’ is caught Case No. 1901052-64 on camera shoplifting with a group of young adolescents.

After reviewing the video footage to confirm that he has detained the correct perp, the Loss Prevention Officer launches into a strip search. The perp tries to conceal his identity, but the officer recognizes him as the kid who used to fuck his sister.

This leads the perp to properly identify himself and attempt to make a deal in order to avoid local law enforcement involvement.

The officer proceeds to use his own discretion to make sure proper theft protocol is upheld.