It was Quentin Crisp who said, “Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation,” and we think our Maxwell Marteau would be the first to agree with him. The boy just loves playing with his dick and he’s not ashamed to admit it.

Day or night, at home or away, when the need arises, Maxwell finds a way not only to get the job done, but to savour every finger-stroking second. For Maxwell, jerking off isn’t an unfortunate necessity between sexual encounters. He’s a very good looking guy who can pretty much have girls when he wants them. No, for Maxwell Marteau, jerking off holds a cherished place in his sex life, and even if “real” sex is available 24/7 he still needs to find time to sneak away and get his whacking off done.

This scene is Maxwell’s homage to jerking off. He explains to us all things about jerking off. When, where, how, what kind of porn, what kind of techniques and what it is he loves so much about choking his chicken.