Jake Porter knows what he wants, but he just doesn’t think it exists, much like Bigfoot… or ghosts… he’s heard rumors but has never personally seen one: the Perfect Twink. But Jake becomes a believer when he finds Greyson Lane – last on his list but soon to be first in his heart – knocking at the door for his ‘open’ interview. Jake realizes fortune is smiling upon him. After all, it’s not every day you get to have your cake and eat it too.