Bishop and I chat on an app and decide to hook up. After a few words at the door, where he confesses he’s new to gay sex, we get straight to it. We’re all over each other, kissing, sucking and rimming. Finally I slide my uncut dick inside his perfect bubble ass. The fun lasts until I realise the condom is missing. Buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Oh and keep an eye out for Bianca – bitch doesn’t mess around.

Bishop – who’s HIV negative – consented to coming off PrEP for the time of the filming, which left my being on HIV meds and undetectable as his only HIV prevention tool. This allows the film to do more than support U equals U theoretically – it transforms it into a real-life testimony to the reliability of treatment as prevention, making UEFU the first of its kind.