It’s always something in the Grab Ass offices. Today the boss had this brilliant plan to roast the office staff. I don’t think any of us were more motivated after the boss called us gay…but that was his plan. It wasn’t as embarrassing as his next one – yoga.

Not just regular yoga, oh no. Not for the boss. He just had to take things to the next level. Now naked yoga is going to be a regular thing on Tuesdays. At least I’m not the one dealing with the West Coast sales. The boss came down extra hard on the guys working on that.

They put in some long, hard, hours to get those sales numbers up. I heard he put them to work on the East Coast and Midwest too. Their hard work with the boss must have been impressive. The boss is not an easy man to please.