The coach has really been up my ass lately. I’ve been doing my best and winning for the team but today he insisted on taking me to the clinic to get tested before the big game. He came clean with me and explained that if we don’t win the season, our budget will be cut in half. He offered me solid A’s in my classes as well as some other benefits. One of which I was not expecting. Coach gave he an awesome blow job and to seal the deal, he let me play a game of hide the sausage in his giant bubble butt.