There looks to be to be a situation with the guys on all the sports teams. Seems like the coach bought close-out jockstraps and they were giving most of the athletes bizarre rashes on their groin area.

To get to the bottom of this I asked the nurse to contact the coach and send me all the returned jockstraps he was given by the guys. When I opened the box the scent of manhood escaped and filled the air with sweat and testosterone.

Being the deviant that I am, I asked the intern to try one of them on to see exactly where the problem might be. Needless to say, the intern was all too happy with my request resulting in a glorious mutual release of pent up energy.