I was chillin with my bro Moreno Dias at the skate park and while showin off to a bunch of girls, I wrecked while doing a trick I know I shouldn’t have been doing without a bit more practice. When I got up I felt a sharp pain on my side and a kind of numbness so we decided it was best to visit the clinic just to make sure I didn’t fracture anything.
While waiting at the office and enjoying that cool a/c, I showed my buddy where it hurt and as I turned around for him to see if there were any more bruises he noticed I was uncut. I guess I was the only other dude he’d seen that was uncut so he was surprised and kinda proud we both had something in common besides being at the same frat. I told ’em about a game we play when we’re fucked up called soggy Johnson…apparently, it wasn’t the first time he’d heard of it so we made a bet. I won the first round but lost the second bet..which meant he got to hide his sausage in my buns. Fuck that shit hurts, but I’m a good frat bro.
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